Now Which Remote Turns Off Mommy's Camera Again?

Well, here comes Mom with that camera again. Usually I smile for it, but right now, I am at the end of my rope...I mean, I have had it UP TO HERE! One of these clickery things must stop her. I know they can stop Elmo and Big Bird on TV. Please Mom, for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, STOP TAKING MY PICTURE.

I really can't help it if I am so cute, though. I come by it naturally. My brother is cute, my mom is adorable, and my father is just plain stunning. The whole world thinks I am the cutest little girl ever. Maybe I'll let her take this one picture. I will give her a new face, though, this time. I will do surprise...ok, ok...here it goes: SURPRISE. Wait, wait, wait...did that look more like shock?